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U.S. Forest Service Lunar Orbit Adjustment Iron On Patch

U.S. Forest Service Lunar Orbit Adjustment Iron On Patch

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When Congressman Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) suggested that the U.S. Forest Service combat climate change by altering the orbit of the Moon, some saw a man who is clearly out of his depth.

But not the U.S. Forest Service. We saw opportunity. Now is your chance to join the exciting and very real U.S. Forest Service Lunar Orbit Adjustment Program by adding this patch to your bag or jacket. Together, we can solve the climate crisis and discover an entirely new source of cheese.


Available in either iron-on or velcro-backed versions.

50% of profits from this product will be donated to Black Outside, Inc. and Nature for All.

Approximate measurements: 3.3" wide x 3.6" tall

Original illustration © Nick Jehlen

Made in China

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